The Great Sheet Heist: A CNT Medspa Mystery

Mr. Disappearing Sheets.

At CNT Medspa, we’ve seen it all—or so we thought. But nothing could have prepared us for the curious case of Mr. Disappearing Sheets.

It started as a regular day at the hive. Mr. S., a first-time client, came in for our popular facial and massage combo. From the get-go, he was charming, chatty, and full of compliments about the relaxing ambiance. “This place is a slice of heaven!” he exclaimed, snapping a selfie in the lobby.

His treatments went off without a hitch. During the facial, he sighed deeply, proclaiming, “This is the closest I’ve been to a vacation in years.” By the time he finished his massage, he was practically purring, “I feel like a new man.”

But here’s where things took a turn. After his session, Mr. S. emerged from the treatment room looking a little too... satisfied. He thanked the team profusely, said he’d be back soon, and breezed out the door.

As we tidied up the room, we noticed something odd: the massage bed was bare. No sheets, no blanket—nothing. A quick check of the laundry confirmed our suspicions. The bed linens had vanished.

Cue the team huddling like detectives. “Did he... take them?” someone whispered. A flashback to Mr. S. leaving with a noticeably fuller gym bag confirmed it.

Later that evening, our suspicions were hilariously validated. Mr. S. posted a glowing review on social media, complete with a photo of his bed—made up with our sheets. “CNT Medspa is so relaxing, I had to take a piece of it home with me!”

We couldn’t help but laugh. While we’d never condone such behavior, it’s flattering to know our linens were deemed luxurious enough to steal.

Moral of the Story: At CNT Medspa, we aim to give you an unforgettable experience—but please leave the sheets behind. They’re part of the magic we want to share with all our clients!